by
Brett Van Valkenburg
June
5, 2016
Even at the deepest
stage of his sleep cycle Paul could feel something tugging at his arm.
His eyelids fluttered bringing the gloomy countenance of his sister into
focus.
“Mom says you
have to get up,” said Rebecca as she crossed her arms.
Paul’s chest
heaved. He sat up. “I just had the most realistic dream. I
was flying over a riv--”
“Yeah, well fly
down to the kitchen and start the coffee,” she said half-listening as older
sister’s are wont to do to their little brothers. Like Paul, she had her
own list of chores to do in order to get breakfast ready before the guests
started shuffling down the stairs in their pajamas. As she left her
brother’s bedroom, she said, “Your pillow has a hole in it, butt-wipe.
There’s down all over the carpet.”
Paul looked
down. “It’s not all over the carpet.” He said quietly.
“Make sure you
clean it up.”
He rolled his
eyes as she left the room. Their relationship had grown tense following
their parent's divorce. Paul’s mom had never held a job in her life and
so to generate income she had turned their childhood home into a bed and
breakfast—a home business that turned her children into the de facto staff.
Paul climbed
out of bed. He pulled his pajamas off and flung them on the floor,
trading them for a pair of khaki pants and a navy polo shirt he had worn the
day before. He brushed the down under the bed with his foot and then
headed to the bathroom to brush his teeth and check for new acne.
Jeff, one of
the few employees at the B&B that wasn’t a child of Nancy Merkowski,
greeted Paul as he trudged down the servant's staircase into the kitchen.
“Morning,
Paul,” Jeff said as he rapidly whisked a metal bowl full of eggs.
“Hey, Jeff,”
said Paul through a yawn. He opened a cupboard beneath the coffee maker
and grabbed a foil bag of coffee grounds from the shelf. Paul removed the
filler basket from the coffee maker and stuck a paper filter inside.
As he scooped
tablespoon after tablespoon of coffee grounds into the filter his mother burst
through the door in typical frantic fashion—eyes wide, head pivoting from side
to side like a nervous chicken.
“Jeff, I want
you to add scallions to the scrambled eggs from now on,” said his mother as she
marched over to the pantry with determination.
“Yes, Miss
Merkowski.”
“Hi, mom,”
said Paul sarcastically.
“Morning,
honey,” she said without looking at him. “As soon as that coffee is
brewed bring it into the dining room and then start with the decaf. Some
of the guests are already coming down.”
Paul shook his
head mechanically. It was graduation weekend at the local community
college, and every hotel, motel, and bed and breakfast within ten miles was
packed with relatives in town for the ceremony, and Otterbee Manor (their mother
thought that an English name would lend the B&B more gravitas) was no
exception.
Suddenly Nancy
shrieked.
Paul looked to
the pantry. His mother held onto the lightbulb’s pull-string as if for
support. Paul jumped off the stepstool and ran to his mother, ready to
protect her from whatever menace lay inside the pantry.
Cans and boxes
of food were strewn all over the floor. Bags of wheat and bread had been
torn open and half eaten.
“What
happened?”
“Why don’t you
tell me,” said his mother glaring at him.
“I
didn’t do it,” said her son. He was shocked she would even accuse him.
“Are you sure
it wasn’t that cat of yours?”
“Charlie?
He’s been missing for almost a month now.”
“Yeah, well it
looks like he’s back.” Nancy glanced back at the mess. She pursed
her lips and shook her head. “I—I don’t have time for this. After
you finish making the coffee, I want you to clean this up.”
“But—”
“No buts.
Just do it.”
Paul sighed
loudly. “Fine.”
Toting the
stainless steel coffee dispenser as if it were a cinder block, Paul shouldered
his way through the swing door that led into the dining room. A man of
about seventy years—a grandfather to a graduating student, guessed Paul—was
sitting at the dining table reading yesterday’s copy of Daily Telegram.
Rebecca was hunched in front of the twenty liter aquarium. She
scanned the underwater landscape intently. With a grunt, Paul hoisted the
coffee dispenser onto the end of the buffet table. Grandpa raised an
eyebrow and then quickly went back to the paper.
“What did you
do with the fish?” said Rebecca without looking at him.
“What are you
talking about?” said Paul annoyed.
“The
fish—they’re gone.”
Paul marched
over to the aquarium eager to point out how moronic his sister was. He
looked through the glass pane and was baffled to find that the fish—all
twenty-four of them—were gone.
“What the
heck?” He stepped around the side of the tank and looked behind the
ceramic coral reef. None. “Where are they?”
“That’s what I
asked you,” Rebecca said, her hands on her hips.
“Why is
everything my fault?”
“Because it
usually is.”
“What would I
do with the stupid fish?”
The elderly
gentleman eyed the siblings over his newspaper.
“You’re the one
who adopted that fleabag.”
Paul’s brow
crinkled. He sneered. “You think Charlie did this? That’s the
dumbest thing I’ve ever heard,” he said before returning to the kitchen to brew
the decaffeinated coffee, of which he was sure no more than one guest would
drink.
As he reset the
coffee maker he considered the evidence. Maybe it was Charlie, he
thought. The cat had been missing for almost a month. Maybe he came home,
starving, and was desperate for something to eat.
After Paul
finished cleaning up the dining room he went looking for Charlie.
July
5, 2016
Paul was vacuuming
the foyer when he heard a scream coming from the backyard. He dropped the
vacuum and ran to the back porch to find his mother standing in front of the
koi pond, her arms extended toward it as if she were trying to give it a hug.
Paul charged down the steps to her side and grabbed her arm.
“Mom, what
happened? Are you ok?”
“Look,” her
voice cracked.
Paul looked
into the pond. It looked like a depth charge had been detonated. The koi
population had been obliterated. Heads and tails lay strewn about the
flagstone perimeter. Guts and scales floated on the water’s surface.
“Oh my god,”
said Paul. “What happened?”
“I—I don’t
know.”
The porch’s
screen door slammed against its frame. A middle-aged woman wearing jean
shorts and a cat t-shirt had ventured into the backyard. She wanted to
stroll through the professionally landscaper garden she had read about on the
OtterbeeManor.com website.
Nancy’s eyes
widened. “The guests can’t see this. Quick, honey, go get a bucket
from the shed and pick up the fish parts while I stall Mrs. Goodwell.”
“Cordwell,”
Paul corrected.
“Whatever!” she
snapped.
Paul recoiled.
His mother was not a yeller.
She pressed her
eyes shut and smoothed back her gray-blond hair with her hands. “I’m
sorry, honey. Just, please, do as mommy says.”
Paul dumped the
bucket of fish parts into the metal garbage can while grumbling about his Fourth
of July being spent in servitude to his mother. His mom had promised that
she’d hire more staff to take over for her employee-children as soon as the
B&B became lucrative, but that was over six months ago.
“You really did
it this time.”
He looked up to
see Rebecca’s head poking out her bedroom window, a schadenfreude smile on her
face.
“What are you
talking about?”
“I heard
Charlie killed mom’s koi. You know she paid a fortune for those stupid
fish.”
“Are you
brain-damaged?” he said dryly. “You think a cat could eat a dozen of
those monsters?”
“He ate mom’s
goldfish, didn’t he?”
“No, he didn’t.
I looked all over for him. He’s,” Paul hesitated, “gone.” He
cocked his head and knitted his eyebrows. It had been almost a month
since the goldfish went missing—and two months since Charlie vanished.
August
3, 2016
Paul heard his
mother shriek from the backyard. He dropped the half-empty steam tray of
blueberry pancakes onto the roller slide that fed their industrial dishwasher
and ran out the back door. A few guests, startled by the scream,
cautiously followed after him.
His mother was
on her knees in front of what had once been a hedge sculpture of a ballerina in
mid-arabesque. The expertly trimmed figure, for which his mother had paid
a lot of money, was missing chunks out of her tutu, and her extended leg had
been completely torn off.
Paul grabbed
his mother’s arm. “What happened?”
His mother made
chirping noises between short gasps for breath. She simply pointed
to another sculpture.
The dolphin
jumping from a plume of green water had also been mutilated. Large chunks
of leaves and branches were missing from its tail, as if it were attacked by a
hedge shark. Paul surveyed the rest of the yard only to discover that all
four of his mother’s hedge sculptures had been vandalized to some degree.
Paul took his
mother by the elbow and led her inside. He poured her a cup of decaf coffee
(the only blend remaining from breakfast) while Rebecca reported the vandalism
to the police over the phone. Nancy’s hand shook as she drank the coffee.
The garden was a big attraction at Otterbee Manor. She had once
held her son hostage while she proudly read the B&B’s reviews off Yelp.com.
More than half had mentioned the manicured grounds as being one of the
best parts of the guests’ stay.
The police
didn’t arrive for over an hour—garden vandalism not only being a low priority,
but also vaguely understood over the police radio. While his mother gave
a statement to a young Officer, Paul headed into the backyard to assess the
damage in person. Another cop was standing in the middle of the yard,
taking pictures of the horticultural carnage with a large camera.
Paul ran his
hand along the spine of a hedge deer that was sitting like a dog after having
its back legs ripped off.
“Don’t touch
anything until I’m done investigating the area, son,” said the policeman.
His black hair was matted from his policeman’s hat, and his voice was
just a bit too high and raspy for a man. Paul guessed that his tone must
have been a side-effect of throat surgery or an injury.
“Yes, sir,”
said Paul obediently. Eager to retreat from the cop’s view, he slunk away
behind the koi-less koi pond.
In the far
corner of the yard, the boy found one of their older guests crouched over a
pile of hedge clippings. He rubbed his white beard as he studied the
placement of the boxwood branches.
“This is where
they put all the pieces?” said Paul.
The man,
slightly startled, looked up at Paul. He lowered his wire rim glasses and
studied the boy. “You’re the son of the woman who owns this place?
Paul, if I heard correctly?”
Paul nodded as
he studied the swirl of debris. It was almost four feet in diameter.
“It looks like a circle.”
“It’s a circle
alright. It is—a very specific circle at that. It appears to be a duck’s
nest.”
Paul smiled
wryly. “A duck?”
“Yes.
Mallard’s tend to look for nesting spots in damp soil not far from a
water source. ‘City slicker’ mallards,” he said making air quotes around
the term, “will sometimes build a nest near an artificial body of water.”
He nodded toward the koi pond.
“But this is
huge.”
“Indeed,” said
Horner with a cold stare.
Paul squinted
and pursed his lips. “How do you know what duck nests look like anyway?”
The old man
slowly stood up, cupping the small of his back as if trying to keep his lower
vertebrate from popping out of his spinal column. He sighed and held out his
hand. “Robert Horner, Professor of Ornithology at Plattsburgh College.
Emeritus,” he added.
“I,” Paul
paused, “don’t understand half of what you just said.”
“I’m a retired
bird expert.”
“Ducks don’t
get that big,” Paul said defiantly. “This is just someone playing a
prank, like that crop circle up in Bermadine.”
“Then how do
you explain the down interwoven with the branches and leaves?”
Paul looked
closer. Small tufts of feathers padded the “nest”. He shrugged.
“Anything like
this happen before?”
“Has anyone
built any nests before? No.”
“I don’t just
mean the nest.”
“Well,” he
hesitated, “some other weird stuff has been going on.”
“Such as?”
Paul looked
down. He felt a little embarrassed, although he wasn't sure why.
“Our goldfish disappeared a couple months ago, and then last month
someone killed my mom’s koi fish.”
“How long ago
did these things happen?”
He looked up.
“The goldfish disappeared about a month ago, and then the koi a month
after that, and then a month later this.” Paul smiled. “I guess the full moon
really does make people go crazy.”
Horner smiled.
“More than you know.”
Paul was
beginning to worry that the old man was off his rocker. “Look, I have to
go help my mom. The policeman said not to touch anything. Ok?”
“Of course.
Here, before you go, take this.” Horner pulled a creased business
card from his tweed coat and handed it to Paul.
Paul took the
card despite thinking he would never need it.
“If something
happens next month, give me a call.”
“Yeah, sure,”
he said reluctantly. “See you later.” Paul jammed the card into his
khaki pants as he hurried back to the house.
September
2, 2016
“What are you
doing?” Rebecca stood on the back porch with her arms crossed, watching her
brother fiddle with a camera atop a step ladder.
Paul grunted as
he tightened the clamp of a security camera to the gingerbread trim that lined
the roof’s gable. “Weird things have happened during the past few full
moons, and I want to know what’s going on. I put some goldfish in the
pond. If something goes for the fish, I’ll catch it on camera.”
“And what do
you think you’re going to catch?”
“I don’t know.
A werewolf?” he said, only half-joking.
“This is so
stupid.”
“Look, if you
don’t want to help me, or mom, can you at least help yourself? I don’t know
if you’ve checked, but our Yelp rating has dropped to two stars. The old
reviews rave about the garden. New guests feel lied to when they show up
and it’s closed. I told mom to change our website, but she can’t afford
to pay the guy to update it. What do you think happens to us if people
stop coming here?”.
“Dad,”
she said gravely.
“Yep.” He
hopped off the stepstool. “So are you gonna help me, or what?”
“What do you
need me to do?”
“I’m going to
stand watch out here. You just watch the inside of the house.”
Paul sat on the
porch swing looking out over the garden for the fourth straight hour in a row.
The full moon bathed the remains of the hedges in a pale blue glow.
Paul thought about the last time he and his father had played catch in
that same backyard--back then it was just an empty yard. Paul had been
practicing pitching before the start of baseball season. Each pitch was
followed by the slap of the ball against his father’s worn out leather
glove and an insult meant to encourage him.
Slap.
“Is that all
you’ve got?” his father sneered.
Slap.
“You throw like
a little girl.”
Paul gritted
his teeth and threw harder.
Slap.
“Don’t be such
a sissy. Come on!”
He nearly threw
his arm out on the next pitch.
Slap.
“You’re not
going to strike anyone out throwing like a girl who just got her first training
bra!”
Paul’s
frustration began to morph into sniffling.
Slap.
“You’re
crying?” His father shook his head and spit. “Jesus, you are a
little girl. Maybe I should ask your coach to get you a pink uniform.”
The session had
ended with Paul running into the house, a trail of belittling insults fading
behind him.
Paul awoke the
next morning in a fetal position on the porch swing. He sat up and
smacked his lips. The morning sun was already three quarters over the
horizon. It cast a mottled pattern on the garden through the pine trees
towering in the neighbor’s yard. The garden looked just as it did the
night before, although it didn’t look like much to begin with.
Paul stood up
and headed toward the koi pond. As he walked along the gravel path, he
noticed several large feathers sporadically dotting the crusher stone leading
to the koi pond. Paul peered into the water. Almost all the
goldfish he had dumped in the pond the day before were missing.
His stomach
knotted and then untied when he remembered the security camera. Paul
pulled out his smartphone and opened the app that linked to the camera.
He paused the recording and queued up the video clip stored on the
camera’s internal hard drive. With a touch of the play button the video began.
Paul sat through ten minutes of empty backyard. He fast-forwarded
hour after hour until suddenly a shape bolted in and out of the screen in a
blur. Paul rewound the footage and then played back the video in
real-time. The image was dark and hard to make out, but Paul thought he
saw what looked like a large bird—the size of a small tractor—plunging its beak
into the coy pond. Paul paused the video and ran inside.
“Becky! Said
Paul excitedly as he burst into his sister’s room.
Startled from
her sleep, Becky bolted upright exposing her budding breasts to her little
brother. “What? What?” she said alarmed.
“Blech!”
said Paul turning his head and covering his eyes with his hand as if he had
just looked directly into the noon sun. “Put some clothes on!”
Becky’s eyes
popped. She yanked the covers up to her chin. “Grow up, you ass.”
“I got him!”
said Paul waving the cellphone at his sister. “It’s all here!”
Becky fell back
onto the bed. “Come back in a few hours. I’m exhausted.”
Paul sat on the
edge of the bed. “I can’t wait a few hours. Look at this!”
Becky groaned
and rolled over.
Paul waited to
see if she truly intended to ignore him at what was, to him, the finest moment
of his life. “Fine. I’ll show you later,” he said and then left
her to sleep.
“So what did
you find?” said Becky yawning.
Paul was in the
living room huddled against the arm of an antique chesterfield, his phone
tethered to an electrical outlet. His eyes dilated when he looked up at
his sister. He was on his twentieth viewing of the surveillance video.
Becky sat
beside him. The ridges of cool leather soothed her back.
“Here,” he
said, passing her the phone. “The lighting is pretty bad, but you can
definitely see something.” Paul played the video back at four times the
speed.
Becky watched
as a large shape bobbed into view at the far end of the backyard. It
moved toward the koi pond and spent—what Becky estimated based on the sped-up
playback—anywhere from a half hour to an hour milling around in the edge.
It then moved to the far corner of the yard and disappeared in the
darkness.
“That’s where
that nest-thing is,” Paul whispered, despite there being no audio to interupt.
After some time
the thing made its way toward the porch, but it made a b-line to the side of
the house. Paul paused the video just as the thing stepped within the
edge of the porchlight. The siblings moved their head closer to the small
display in an effort to make out the large, half-lit blur. The creature’s
oblong torso, which was a little bigger than a riding lawn mower, balanced on
two bony stilts that terminated in large triangular feet. A long curved
neck like a shepherd’s crook held aloft a tall thin head with a smooth, wide
proboscis.
“It looks
like,” Becky squinted, “it looks like a—like a duck.”
Paul nodded
knowingly.
October
29, 2016
Doctor Horner
was pleased that Paul had contacted him. He had requested that the boy
reserve him a room for the last weekend in October. Paul had offered to try to
sneak him onto his mother’s electronic registrar, but Horner declined, happily
offering to pay for his stay. Even so, Paul input the Groupon discount
code to save him 20%.
The day of the
Doctor’s arrival, Nancy had never seen her son work so quickly. She
assumed he was trying to finish his chores in time for some Halloween mischief,
but she was wrong. Paul was eager to tell the Doctor—to tell anyone who
actually cared to listen—all that had happened. When Horner finally did
arrive that afternoon, Paul wasted no time in getting down to business.
The Doctor hadn’t even set his suitcase on his bed before Paul shoved his
phone in front of him.
“Ok, ok,” said
Horner with a modest smile. The boy’s overzealousness amused him.
He looked at Rebecca. “Is he always like this?”
She leaned
against the open door frame and rolled her eyes.
Horner sat on
the bed and unbuttoned his tweed blazer. Paul hopped up beside him and
held his phone above the Doctor’s lap. He played the video for him a
couple times before pausing on the blurry image of the creature exiting the
yard. The Doctor pulled a magnifying glass from a pocket inside his coat
and positioned it over the still frame. He examined the image for what
felt like an hour to Paul.
“Yes,” he droned,
squinting at the image. “I think what we have here is an anatidaenthrope.”
“A what?”
said Rebecca.
“A wereduck,”
he clarified.
Paul’s jaw
nearly fell off. “You mean like a werewolf?”
“Well the word were
comes from an old English word meaning man. Werewolf
literally means man-wolf. What we have here looks to be a
man-duck.”
He looked at
his sister, grinning widely. “I knew it!”
“Oh come
on, Paul! You actually believe that garbage?”
“It’s not
garbage,” said Paul. “Doctor Horner is a retired, um,” he hesitated,
“doctor! He knows what he’s talking about.
“A werewolf
would be stupid enough, but you two actually believe that there’s a man who has
been turning into a duck every full moon and wrecking the house?”
“You saw the
video, Beck!”
“The video is a
blur! I can’t tell if that thing is a duck, a man, or a Volkswagen Beetle.”
Paul looked to
the ceiling and slapped his hand against the side of his head.
“Actually,”
Horner interjected, “I don’t believe that it is a man. Judging by the size of
the creature, I’d guess that whoever is turning into a duck is someone smaller,
younger— an adolescent say.”
Both Horner and
Rebecca slowly turned their heads to Paul.
“What?
You think it’s me?”
“Where were you
the night this video was shot?”
“I was sitting
on the back porch watching the yard, and then I guess I fell asleep.”
Horner pulled a
pencil and notepad from his breast pocket. “Were-animals are notoriously
mal-tempered. If the wereduck didn’t attack you while you slept it would
have been a miracle. Have you been in contact with any waterfowl lately?”
Paul pulled on
a strand of memory. “There’s a pond in the park down the street. We
always feed the ducks when they return at Spring.”
Horner scrawled
on his notepad. “And when you fed these ducks, was this before the
strange occurrences started happening around the house?”
“Yeah.
They’re so tame that they’ll eat right out of your,” his mouth slowly
fell open, “hand.” Paul’s eyes widened. “No. I—I couldn’t
be.”
“We’ll see.
There’s a full moon tomorrow. I’d like to do a little experiment,
Paul, if you don’t mind.
Paul shook his
head.
“Is there
anywhere we can lock you up? Preferably somewhere away from your mother.”
Paul squirmed
uncomfortably.
The doctor held
up his hand. “Just for a night. If you do transform I’d like to get
a good look at what you become. This is a rare opportunity to study and
photograph an anatidaenthrope up close.”
Becky was
silently shaking her head, her brow furrowed.
Paul was
reluctant . “Well, there is a shed in the backyard where mom locks up her
garden equipment.”
“Does the shed
have a window?”
Paul nodded.
“A small one in the back. But I don’t want to be observed doc, I
want to be cured.”
“And you will
be. I’ll spend one night studying you, in the name of science, and the
next day we’ll solve your anatidaenthropy problem.”
“And how will
we do that?”
The Doctor
turned to the suitcase he had placed on the bed. Paul took note as he
entered the code, 636, that released the combination lock.
When the doctor opened the suitcase Paul’s mouth fell open. Inside
was a disassembled shotgun. Each piece fit snuggly inside foam
depressions that corresponded to the size of the component it protected.
The doctor unsnapped a lid on a small interior compartment and pulled out
a shotgun shell.
“You see
these?” said the doctor tapping the clear plastic shell casing with his finger.
Paul could see
small metallic balls packed inside the cartridge.
“This is silver
birdshot—the only thing that can kill a were-animal. The night after your
transformation we will go down to that pond and blast every duck in sight.”
“No!” said
Rebecca.
“I’m sorry
dear, but it’s the only way to cure your brother. We have to kill the
original carrier of the anatidaenthrope virus.
“But you can’t just
go killing all the—!” Becky deflated. “Wait, what am I saying?
This is idiotic. Paul won’t change into a wereduck—there are no
wereducks!—and you won’t have any reason to shoot anything.”
“It’s possible
you’re right, my dear. Maybe my theory is incorrect. We’ll know
conclusively tomorrow once the full moon is high in the sky.”
The three stood
in front of the shed at the far end of the garden ruins. Paul unlocked
the padlock and opened the double doors. He then handed the key to
Horner.
“If things get
out of hand,” he said to Becky, “I want you to run.”
Rebecca smiled
wryly. “Sure, Paul, if your transformation into a gigantic duck
goes haywire, I will be sure to get myself to safety.”
Paul sneered.
“Ha ha ha.”. He stepped into the garden shed and pulled the
doors shut from the inside.
The Doctor
handed his leather bag to Rebecca so he could lock the door. Then he reclaimed
the bag back and retreated to the rear of the shed. Rebecca didn’t follow
him at first, but then she breathed a sigh and joined him around back.
The unlikely duo crowded around the window at the rear of the shed, which
was no bigger than a base on a baseball diamond.
Paul waved from
inside. “How long will it take, Doctor?” His voice was dampened by the
Plexiglas window pane.
Horner pulled
out a brass pocket watch chained to his vest. “We probably have another
hour before the full moon is fully visible.”
“Great,
a whole hour out here,” said Rebecca.
“Look, young
lady, you don’t have to be out here if you don’t want to. I can handle
this by myself.”
“No, no.
I want to get the full picture so I can better hold this over my
brother’s head in the future,” she said pointing at the window.
Horner
shrugged.
An hour passed
before Horner spotted the edge of the moon peeking out from behind the pine
trees in the neighbor’s yard.
“Ok, Paul.
It’s show time.”
Paul perked up
from inside the shed. He had been sitting on an upside down bucket
waiting for this moment.
“When I give
you the signal,” said the doctor as he pulled a handheld camcorder from his
bag, “I want you to look directly at the moon.”
Paul stood and
walked to the window, taking care not to look up until the Doctor had given him
the signal. Whatever that is, he thought.
“Ok, now look
at the moon!”
Paul tensed the
muscles in his body and threw up a hard stare at the full moon. As the seconds
passed, Paul’s gaze remained fixed on the pale glowing satellite, vaguely aware
that the Doctor was filming his, undoubtedly disappointing, reaction. He
exhaled and let his body relax.
“I’m sorry,
Doctor Horner,” he said through the window. “I don’t think it’s working.”
Just then something caught his eye—a tremulous movement at the edge of
the window frame. Paul pressed his cheek to the glass to get a better
look.
Rebecca was
staring up at the moon. She stood on the tips of her toes, her body
trembling, as if the moon’s gravity were trying to pull her off the earth.
“Um,
professor?”
Horner was
still staring through his camcorder. “Just give it a few more minutes.
There could be some kind of delay.”
“Professor!”
said Paul. “My sister!”
Horner lowered
the camera revealing a brow furrowed in frustration. He turned toward the girl.
His eyes blossomed.
Small, brown
quills were sprouting from Rebecca’s skin. Her jaw stretched outward,
past her lips. The crotch of her jeans tore as her pelvis widened.
The professor
gasped. He lifted the camera to his eye and continued filming.
Once the shafts
grew past Rebecca’s skin the quills unfurled into brown, tan, and black
feathers. Her pants fell away from her body, shredded by the boney, yellow
stalks that had once been her legs. Gum tissue peeled off the elongated
jaw revealing a stunted, yellow beak, and as the beak grew longer Rebecca’s
teeth began to fall out one by one.
“Professor!”
Said Paul. “Unlock the shed! We’ve got to get out of here!”
The professor
looked at the shed and then back at Rebecca, whose torso was beginning to
expand horizontally as her neck elongated.
“Professor!”
“Right, right,”
he said, coming to his senses. The Professor took the key out of his coat
pocket and tried to insert it into the lock.
“Come on! Come
on!”
“I’m trying.
I’m trying.” Horner squinted at the key. The years had
steadily robbed him of his vision, and the darkness only made it worse.
He looked over
his shoulder. Rebecca, having almost entirely transformed, stepped toward
him on her giant webbed feet. As she moved nuances of her anatomy
continued to change: Tail feathers continued to grow. Her beak
claimed a few more inches. Her breast continued to bulge.
Horner turned
back to the lock. After one more failed attempt he slipped the key in the lock.
He was about to give it a turn when a giant beak jabbed him in the
shoulder knocking him to the ground. The professor rolled onto his back and
looked up at the humongous duck as it lifted its head to the night sky and let
out a long, “Quack!”
Horner
scrambled across the grass.
“Run,
Professor!” Paul shouted through the crack in the shed doors.
Pain throbbed
in his shoulder and side. Something’s broken, thought Horner. He labored
to his feet. The duck looked to the shed and then back at Horner as he
hobbled toward the house, his hand bracing his limp arm. The duck
followed, its head bobbing with every step.
Paul spotted
the key through the crack in the door. It lay glinting in the grass just
out of reach. He pushed his weight against the doors, but they only gave
enough to allow his fingers to slip through the seam.
As he looked
around the shed for a tool to pry the lock open his gaze fell on the window.
It was small—too small to climb through he had first thought, but
desperation made him hope that he was mistaken.
Paul picked up
a rake and jabbed the handle into the Plexiglas. It didn’t budge at
first, but after a few more jabs the glass popped out of the frame and fell to
the ground. Paul dropped the rake. He put his hands on the window
frame and pulled himself through. But his shoulders were too broad and
for a moment he was stuck, wedged in the frame. Panic set in and Paul
began writhing like a fish clasped in a child’s hands. His frantic
jerking pivoted his right shoulders just enough to free his upper body from the
bear trap.
Paul pulled his
lower body through the window. He fell to the ground and landed in a heap
as if the shed had birthed him. He stood up and rubbed his shoulder. The
sleeve of his shirt was torn and stained with a small spot of blood, but other
than that he was uninjured.
As he came
around the corner of the shed, he spotted Rebecca standing at the bottom of the
porch. She set one foot on the stairs and then the other, but she slipped and
fell onto her breast. For a moment it looked as though she were roosting
on the stairs. She straightened her bony legs and stepped back onto the
ground. Paul watched in awe as the duck flapped her massive wings and
propelled herself onto the porch. Rebecca plunged her beak through the
door’s screen and threw her head back, flinging the door open. Paul heard a
crack as Rebecca forced the inner door latch open with the weight of her body.
Horner limped
down the hallway. He turned around just in time to see Rebecca crash
through the backdoor. When Rebecca saw him, she quacked and headed
in his direction. The doctor back-stepped a few paces before falling onto
the carpet. He gritted his teeth at the burst of pain in his shoulder.
As the duck came closer, the Doctor picked himself off the floor.
He grabbed a decorative vase standing on an accent table and lobbed it at
the duck. Rebecca caught the vase in her bill. The container
survived for a second before the wereduck bit down on the vase, destroying it
in an explosion of glass shards. Horner covered his eyes as splinters of
glass grazed his face.
He limped
toward the front door of the house. The duck remained in close pursuit.
Horner was fumbling with the doorknob when he remembered: the gun.
He looked back at the staircase. It was too late now. The
duck had already moved past the stairs and was only a moment away from doing to
his brittle bones what it had done to the vase. Horner threw open the
front door and scampered down the stairs. He swung the door shut, but the
duck poked its head through the frame, preventing it from latching shut.
It squawked in pain as the door slammed against its head.
Paul ran
through the house. He peeked his head out the front door. Across
the street the wereduck was thrusting its beak against the window of what he
assumed was Horner’s car, with the Doctor locked inside.
Paul gasped. The
gun, he thought. He ran upstairs to the doctor’s room. Inside
he found the suitcase sitting on the faux Queen Anne dresser next to the
Professor’s car keys. He grabbed the case, left the room, and launched
himself down the staircase.
Outside Rebecca
continued to peck at the car window with her enormous, woody beak. A
spider web had formed across the glass.
“Rebecca!” said
Paul waving the case overhead. “Come get me, you skank!”
Rebecca’s head
pivoted sharply. Her beady brown-black eye focused on Paul, the powerful
retinal muscles making it seem as if he were standing right in front of her.
She marched in place, turning toward him.
For a moment
neither moved. They only stared at one another.
Paul wondered
if there were the slightest flicker of sibling recognition in her avian brain,
or if she were all duck now and the only thing she saw was a threat or food.
Rebecca quacked
and Paul bolted as if her call were the crack of a starter pistol. His
sister gave chase, but, although she may have been a match for a 70 year-old
man, her awkward, birdy gate was no match for the speed of a young boy
experiencing his first dose of adrenaline. After sprinting half a block,
Paul looked over his shoulder to see where his sister was. But the street
was empty aside from Horner straining to exit his brown Audi C4.
“She’s gone?”
called Paul.
The Doctor
pointed at streetlight over the boy’s head. Paul looked up just in time
to see a massive silhouette diving straight toward him. Paul fell to the
pavement as the wereduck swooped over him. She was so close that he could
feel the rush of air displaced by the bird’s massive wings. Rebecca
glided down the street before pumping her wings and disappearing into the night
sky.
Paul sprang to
his feet. “The park!” He held the tweed case over his head for the
professor to see, and then darted down the street.
The professor,
his side aching and head bleeding, let out a sigh that may as well have said
you asked for this, Doc and then slowly limped after his young companion.
Just as Paul
reached Sherman Park, the wereduck dive bombed him again. Her wing
clipped his shoulder sending him spinning onto the grass. The case flew
from his hand.
Paul stood,
dazed and disoriented. He looked for the case, and, after a moment,
spotted it butted against the base of a public barbeque grill. As he bent
down to pick it up a giant beak latched onto the end of it. Keeping a
firm grasp on the handle, Paul looked up and came face to face with his
transmogrified sister. Her massive duck form was almost enough to send
Paul running for his life, but instead he stared his sister in the eye and
yanked the case out of her beak. Rebecca quacked and went to peck
her brother, but Paul swung the case as hard as he could, batting his sister
upside the head. The duck cried out in pain and backed away. Her
wings beat, making a noise that sounded like a helicopter in slow motion, and
she retreated to the air.
Paul turned and
ran for the pond. He knew his sister wouldn’t stay away. Kneeling
in front of a park bench, Paul set the case on the planks and entered the
lock’s combination. He slid the triggers apart and the latches popped
open with a buzz. Paul felt a pang of excitement as he lifted the
lid revealing the disassembled gun inside.
He pulled the
barrel from its mold and then the stock. He then set the stock down and
picked up the receiver. Paul inserted the barrel into the body of the
gun, but there was no sign of interlocking. A large ring fused to the barrel
didn’t seem to connect to anything. He pulled another ring from the case
and tried to find its place without any luck. It quickly occurred to him
that, without the professor, it would take him hours to figure out how to put
the shotgun together.
He heard a
large splash like a water-skier sinking into a lake. Small waves lapped the
pond’s shore. Suddenly the other ducks—the normal ducks—in the pond began
skimming around the pond in a frenzy of honking and flapping wings.
Paul rubbed his
mouth. He took the silver birdshot shells from the case and slipped them
into his jeans pocket. Paul noticed a garbage can near the barbeque
grill. The boy kicked it, knocking it over and spilling trash onto the
lawn. Squatting down, Paul sifted through the trash. After a brief
moment he found a hotdog bun bag with two buns remaining inside. He
grabbed the buns along with an empty wine bottle and ran back to the pond.
Standing at the
edge of the pond, Paul called to the fowl. “Here ducks!” he said trying
not to be too loud. “Here ducks!”
Paul picked
pieces off the hotdog bun and threw them into the water. One by one the
ducks appeared, hungry for a midnight snack. They quickly gobbled up the
bread. Although the bread was gone, the mallards remained near the boy, looking
at him expectantly. Paul tore off more bread and tossed the pieces into
the water.
A glowing eye
appeared a few yards away. His sister was paddling toward him. Paul
took the wine bottle and hurled it at her. The bottle struck Rebecca in
the breast. She quacked and then took to the air. Paul knew he
could expect another aerial attack in a moment. He took one of the
cartridges out of his pocket. Paul broke the brass cap off the end of the
shell and poured the small silver beads into his palm. They glittered in
the moonlight.
Paul tore off a
piece of bread. He pushed a silver bead into the morsel, wadded the bread
around it, and then tossed it into the water. One of the ducks gobbled it
up without a moment’s hesitation. Paul smiled. He repeated the process
again and again and as he did more ducks swam in for a bite.
Just as he was
about the toss another breaded BB into the water the sound of splitting air
came from overhead. Paul fell to the ground just as Rebecca soared over
above him, catching the back of his head with her webbed foot.
Paul cried out
in pain.
She flapped her
wings and set down on the grass. As Rebecca loped toward her brother Paul
continued to throw the spiked bread in the water. Rebecca reared her head
to attack when the shotgun barrel hit her in the head. The wereduck
craned its neck and saw Doctor Horner throwing pieces of his shotgun at her.
“Run, boy!”
said Horner.
Rebecca
flinched each time Horner hit her with a piece of his Remington. When he
ran out of parts the wereduck shot out her wing, knocking him to the ground.
Rebecca set a webbed foot on Horner’s chest. She was about to crush
the Doctor’s head with her heavy beak when a loud succession of quacks
drew the attention of both humans and wereduck alike.
In the pond a
large mallard was violently beating its wings and wrenching its green head from
side to side. Pond water splashed the surrounding ducks and they quickly
paddled clear of their spasmodic brother. The drake, in its frenzy of
movement, flailed onto the shore. Paul backed away as the duck took a few
steps towards him, its body trembling as it labored to move. The duck
glared at Paul, and that was when he realized what was going on. It’s
the original anatidaenthrope carrier, he thought. It had eaten the
laced bread, and now the silver was wreaking havoc on its internal organs.
The duck’s
chest heaved in and out like the bladder in a blood pressure cuff. Its
eyes bulged and then popped out of their sockets like corks in tiny champagne
bottles. With another step one of the mallard’s legs detached from its
body sending it falling onto its side. Its feathers rapidly molted and
its bare flesh began to blister as if it were being cooked from the inside.
The duck tried to quack in pain, but blood foamed from its mouth muffling
its call. Then its beak fell off its face, splitting as it landed on the
ground.
Paul watched,
slack-jawed, as the duck dissolved into a pile of putrefied flesh and wilted
feathers. Rebecca! He remembered. Paul turned to his sister.
She had stepped off Horner’s chest and was going through her own
metamorphosis. Rebecca’s body was shrinking. Her wings fitfully
retracted, as if she were a stop-motion model. Feathers flung from her
skin like beads of water shaken off a dog’s body. Paul would later recall
to Horner that he wasn’t afraid that what had happened to the carrier duck was
happening to his sister because the carrier duck’s unraveling was more violent
and angry. The duck had looked Paul in the eye as if it knew exactly what
was happening to it and who was responsible. In contrast, Rebecca’s
transformation looked relieving, as if whatever power that had contorted her
body and her undertakings were being exorcised.
When Rebecca
had almost completely reverted to her human form she fell to her knees.
Paul ran to his sister. He removed his button down shirt and placed
it over Rebecca’s heaving shoulders.
“It’s ok,
Becky. We got him.”
“Got who?” she
looked at him half-bewildered, half frightened.
“It was you,
dear,” said Horner gently. “You were the wereduck.”
“The what?”
“Come on,” Paul
said slowly helping her to her feet. “We’ll tell you about it later.”
As they slowly
walked back to Otterbee Manor, Paul was struck by a thought. “I hate to
tell you this, Beck, but I think you ate my cat.”
Rebecca winced
and shuddered as if she were about to throw up.
November 29, 2016
The next full
moon came and went without incident. An inspection of the grounds
revealed that his mother’s garden, although still under repair, suffered no
more aquatic or faunal catastrophes, just as Paul expected. Rebecca slept
soundly and even the normal ducks had mostly taken flight from oncoming winter.
Paul had even kept his camera running on the back porch. When he
finally reviewed the recording he saw nothing extraordinary in the footage.
But perhaps if Paul had looked harder he might have noticed
something in the corner of the frame. Maybe if Horner had been there to review the video through his
magnifying glass, he may have been able to spot the gyrations in the disused
nest. But he wasn’t there, and Paul was no longer on guard, and so no one
saw the large egg shaking free of the leaves that had kept it hidden. No
one noticed the pulsing crack in the top of its shell. And no one heard a
triumphant high-pitched quack as a duckbill passed through the wall of
its embryonic cage to taste the cool air of a late November evening. And
no one noticed the duckling, which was much larger than a normal duckling, slip
out of the yard and into the moonlit night.